Sunday, August 30, 2009

My Rob Zombie's Halloween 2 Review



Minor spoilers ahead...

Well um where do I start? Not exactly sure. How about, first off I am probably the biggest Halloween fan that I know. I have never met somebody that loves the Halloween franchise as much as I do. Not saying that there isn't someone more fanatical about the series than me. I'm just saying I haven't met them yet. So with that being said, I am overly critical of every Halloween that is released. Rob Zombie's Halloween, as stated earlier in my blog, was a decent flick to me. So going in to seeing the sequel had me thinking "can't be too bad". But in a way, it was.

Lets start off with the pros....
I personally like it when a sequel starts off where the first left off. Halloween 2 starts off right after Laurie Strode shoots Michael Myers. From there, she wanders the streets until she is picked up by the police and sent to the hospital. Of course, Michael finds her there and all hell breaks loose. Know this, the hospital scene is the best part of the movie. It had me all hyped up and excited to see what's to come. The way Rob shoots the scene where Michael is stalking Laurie in the rain was fantastic and showed how far Zombie has come as a director. Michael looked menacing and was true to form as he was closing in on a panicked Laurie. Then she wakes up, literally. Yes ladies and gentleman, it was a dream. The best part of the movie was a dream. From there I knew I was going to be in trouble.

One of the horror rules as stated in Scream is that when a sequel is made, you have to up the ante on the brutality and the body count. And boy, did Rob do that. When Michael Myers kills somebody, he doesn't just kill them. He mutilates them. Stabbing over and over again. Sometimes it seemed like he stabbed the same victim 300 times. Not to mention the decapitations where he literally saws a head off. I ate up every bit of it. I always felt Michael deserved to be shown in a little more of a hardcore light. In this aspect, Rob succeeded.

I have stated before that I love Rob's use of familiar songs during scenes. During the hospital scene where Michael is killing nurses, Knights in White Satin by The Moody Blues is playing in the background. It was completely appropriate and helped set the mood for the scene. There is a con to this also but I'll talk about it later. The pros stop here.

The cons...
Rob, as expected, completely rips off another movie. No not Halloween. No not Texas Chainsaw Massacre. But Friday the 13th. He uses the old "dead mother telling me to kill" motivation for Michael the way it has been used forever for Jason. Rob's wife, Sherri Moon Zombie, reprises her role as Michael Myers' mom. It's an obvious attempt by Rob to get his wife work. I understand he loves his wife, but is it really fair for us, the audience, to have to sit through out of place don't make sense scenes. Not to mention that she is the worst actress this side of a Troma film. She appears with a white horse supposedly showing Michael's motivation for killing. Every time she showed up on the screen, everyone in the theater laughed. I'm being serious. The scenes were so out of place that people obviously felt embarrassed they were watching it, so they laughed.

Now, Dr. Loomis returns as a fame seeking attention whore. This was the thing that pissed me off more than anything. For years Dr. Loomis was portrayed by Donald Pleasance as an iconic bad-ass character who was the only person on the planet that wasn't scared of Michael Myers. Alas, this is no more. Malcolm McDowell has been instructed by Rob Zombie to completely tarnish that whole legacy and turn Loomis into a complete asshole and unlikable character. Loomis serves no purpose in this movie. His entire part could've been cut out and you wouldn't have known any difference. Man, me even typing this pisses me off. Donald Pleasance is turning in his grave.

The ending sucked. Zombie tried to make it subliminal and what not but it falls flat. You can tell he didnt put a lot of effort into thinking of a mind blowing ending. I mean, it would've been nice to have a twist or something, but nothing.

This brings me to another con...predictability. There were no scares or jumps. When Michael Myers did jump out, you saw it coming from a mile away. A perfect example, without giving too much away, was Michael jumping out from behind a tree to attack a victim. Seriously, he jumps out from behind a tree. Wow Rob, you put a lot of thought into that one. The whole time I was waiting for a cat to jump out for a cheap scare like in every 80s horror movie.

Which bring me to another issue...no suspense. The movie lacked what Halloween is known for, edge of your seat nail-biting suspense. The only part this was displayed was during the phenomenal hospital scene. After that, it disappears completely. Which is a shame.

Also, the characters are completely unlikeable. Laurie Strode has been turned into a self loathing rebellious party chick?? Are you serious? The whole time I was hoping Michael would get to her and cut her up. She was that annoying. Where's Jamie Lee Curtis when you need her?

Surprisingly, Rob didn't use the Halloween score until the credits. Other than Jaws, the Halloween theme is probably the most recognized theme in the history of movies. And Rob chose to turn his back on it. This may be one of the reasons the movie just wasn't scary. It was brutal but not scary. I would've never expected Rob to not use the theme. Maybe that was his reason for doing so.

Last but not least, Michael Myers is a hobo. He is a full fledged, dog eating, ZZ Top beard having, raggedy hoody wearing hobo. Now this wasn't a HUGE con for me because I understand where Rob was going with this. He was trying to humanize Michael and make him a little bit more realistic. And I totally dig it. But, it was just really weird to see Michael Myers with a beard. He also grunts when he swings his knife now. As petty as that may sound, it was totally strange to see and hear. Just because Michael Myers has always been portrayed as a silent, stalking psychopath. It was just another aspect of Rob trying to make him more human. Maybe I shouldn't have put this in the cons. But I wouldn't put it in the pros either.

Bottom line...the movie fell flat. Personally, I think Rob should study the craft of film making before trying to make another movie. If they ever do make another Halloween, it should be done by someone other than him. I've said all along Rob Zombie the director is completely overrated and Halloween 2 proved my case.

Friday, August 28, 2009

Rob Zombie Remaking The Blob



Jeez Rob enough already. How about making something original? You ripped off Texas Chainsaw Massacre for House of 1000 Corpses. Then you ripped off Natural Born Killers for Devil's Rejects. Then you "re-imaged" two Halloweens. Now this? I admit, the Halloween "re-imaging" was needed due to Michael Myers not being scary anymore. You did a decent job. Now let's see if you can truly create something original. Good luck dude.

Source Variety:

Rob Zombie, whose Halloween II opens today, will write, direct and produce a remake of the 1958 horror classic The Blob, which starred Steve McQueen.

In the original, an object from space crashes into a field, containing a red blob-like substance that absorbs the humans it contacts and grows exponentially.

"My intention is not to have a big red blobby thing -- that's the first thing I want to change," Zombie told the trade. "That gigantic Jello-looking thing might have been scary to audiences in the 1950s, but people would laugh now."

Zombie will produce with Genre Co.'s Richard Saperstein and Brian Witten; original "Blob" producer Jack H. Harris; and Judith Parker Harris of Worldwide Entertainment Corp. and Andy Gould.

They are developing the project as an R-rated film that will cost around $30 million to make.

Production will begin next spring.

The Descent 2 trailer

If you haven't seen The Descent, stop what you are doing now and find a way to watch it. Trust me. I am jazzed about this one.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

A Hint at Cloverfield 2??

Over at CHUD they came across a short video. There is no info behind the clip but people are speculating that it is a hint toward Cloverfield 2. I doubt if its real but with the way that they marketed the first Cloverfield, who knows. Anyways, I wish it were real. I was in the small minority that fell in love with the movie.

Source CHUD:
Okay, this is probably not a viral tease for Cloverfield 2. The camera alighting on the Cloverfield Boulevard sign is too obvious. It's probably not anything. But it's a slow news week and I like the way the video is cut together, so I'm sharing it with you, and maybe someone out there can figure out what this is - a hoax, a viral campaign for something else or maybe even the honest to goodness early stages of Cloverfield 2 (which seems a long way off, unless Matt Reeves isn't coming back to direct).

EDITED TO ADD: Some people wondered why I've run this if even I don't think it's real. I guess the answer is that it's interesting to see that Cloverfield remains enough in the popular consciousness two years out to inspire someone to fake a video like this. The film was immensely front loaded and interest dried up theatrically in a couple of weeks, but that doesn't mean the film didn't leave a mark. When you look back at movies time gives the ability to not only judge its quality with fresh eyes but also the context with which to judge its impact.

Thanks to Luke Mullen for the heads up.

Top 10 Spielberg Movies

Recent Spielberg news had me thinking about how great of a director he used to be ("still is" remains to be seen). So I decided to make my own personal top 10 Spielberg movies. If you disagree, discuss.

1. Jaws

Nothing beats this masterpiece that shows Spielberg's transition from film school student to acclaimed director. This movie introduced his genius. The mechanical shark malfunctioned and they couldn't get it to work right, so he didnt show it....and it works. As a matter of fact, had they shown the shark the movie would've been nowhere near as effective.

2. Saving Private Ryan

In my opinion, this is Steven's best shot movie. It is almost flawless. Spielberg's vision made war look horrific and realistic instead of polished as Hollywood tends to do. It's an in your face and gut wrenching film. When it was over you felt exhausted because it literally felt like you were in the trenches with the soldiers. It made Tom Hanks the great actor he is today.

3. Poltergeist

I know, Spielberg didn't direct this movie, but technically he did. If you ask anyone involved in the movie they will tell you Steven directed it. Studio politics put Tobe Hooper's name on it. Anyway, I remember seeing this movie with my parents in the theater. When we got in the car to leave (even though he'll deny it to this day) I remember my dad locking the car doors. Now, my dad is far from a punk. He's old school and hardcore. And for a movie to make my dad react like that, it had to be something special. It was.

4. E.T.

This was Steven's cash cow. It broke records and made a ton of money. Steven is always most comfortable when he is shooting his movie from the perspective of children. I will go on record as saying that no one knows kids movies better than Spielberg. He has a way of making audiences identify with his young characters. And yes, this movie made me cry like a girl. By the way, if you look at Poltergeist and E.T., artistically you can see the similarities.

5. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

My favorite of the Jones'. The bugs, monkey brains, hearts being ripped out of chests, the diamond mine chase, Shortround (what does that mean anyway). I loved it all. As a kid this movie blew my mind. Nobody thought Spielberg could top Raiders of the Lost Ark. Surprise suckas!!!!

6. Raiders of the Lost Ark

The introduction of Indiana Jones. The swagger. The fedora. The whip. This movie redefined the adventure genre and spawned countless pathetic copycats (still to this day). This movie really defines Spielberg's knack for storytelling. It also was pretty graphic for its time. The face melting scene was a big deal in the early 80s.

7. Jurassic Park

I remember taking a date to this movie. We were going to see another movie but we got to the theater too late. The only thing showing when we got there was Jurassic Park. I thought it was going to be a kids movie, but who cares. I was just wanting to get into a dark room to make out with this chick. Needless to say, not one kiss was involved. I was too busy having my eyes glued to the screen. The realistic looking dinosaurs put my jaw on the sticky theater floor. I went into the theater with zero expectations and walked out with raising the expectations on all other movies after it. This movie was and is still freakin' awesome.

8. Schindler's List

Spielberg surprised everyone with his dramatic turn. Known for putting out movies about aliens, ghosts, and dinosaurs, Steven throws a curve ball and releases a movie about the holocaust. The movie which starts very slow is definitely worth the wait. Who knew Spielberg could churn out drama?

9. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

I have a friend who thinks "sci-fi and fantasy movies are retarded". His only exception to the rule...Indiana Jones. Now if a movie can make my close minded buddy like it, it must be the real deal. This one is his favorite of the series. Its my third favorite (Crystal Skull doesn't exist to me). The movie didn't rely on effects as much like Temple of Doom and focused more on story. My favorite part of the movie is seeing Indiana Jones as a kid. This movie proves that Shia Lebouf ain't no River Phoenix.

10. Empire of the Sun

The introduction of Christian Bale to the world. Which, in my opinion, is a double edged sword. His movies are good but he cant act to save his life. Empire of the Sun is another instance of Spielberg putting the audience in the perspective of a child. This movie doesn't get the credit it deserves. I'm not sure why. The only thing I can think of is that the main character is British. And we all know how close minded the American movie audience can be. Its a shame though because it is a good movie and shows Bale being a better actor as a child than an adult.

Spielberg to Develop Crichton's Pirate Latitudes


Sounds like a bad move personally. The "Pirates" genre should be left alone for a while. Spielberg needs to pick and choose his films wisely because lately he has been tarnishing his legacy.

Source USA Today:
USA Today reports that Steven Spielberg is developing a film out of a posthumously published novel by the late Michael Crichton - "Pirate Latitudes," an adventure story set off the coast of Jamaica in 1665.

Screenwriter David Koepp, who adapted Crichton's novels for Jurassic Park and its sequel "The Lost World," also has signed on to write the script. Spielberg plans to produce and is considering directing, says the newspaper.

DreamWorks Studios describes the novel, set for release Nov. 24, as the story of "a daring plan to infiltrate Port Royal, one of the world's richest and most notorious cities, and raid a Spanish galleon filled with treasure."

"It's a mission movie, and we see it through the prism of what it might have been like to live on the island during that time," says Stacey Snider, Spielberg's partner in DreamWorks and the company's co-chair and CEO.

DreamWorks plans to wait for Koepp's script before setting any formal schedule for the project. "This is a reunion movie that taps into all three of them, and their love of high adventure. Just like old times," Snider says.

Fox Remaking Heathers


They are now starting to remake movies that are almost in the 90s. Wtf is wrong with Hollywood?? In my opinion, they already tried to remake Heathers. They called it Jawbreaker.

Source Variety:
Fox is developing a contemporary take on the 1989 Christian Slater/Winona Ryder feature Heathers, reports Variety.

The dark comedy will be adapted for TV by writer Mark Rizzo, with an assist from "Sex and the City" alum Jenny Bicks.

The characters from the movie are all expected to be there -- Veronica Sawyer (played in the movie by Ryder), J.D. (Slater) and the "Heathers."

The original movie revolved around Veronica as she navigates a clique of mean girls -- all named Heather -- and rebels after meeting J.D., the new guy at school. Soon, the Heathers start "accidentally" dying at the hands of Veronica and J.D., who cover up the deaths by faking them as suicides.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Halloweens From Best to Worst

Rob Zombie's Halloween II is coming out this weekend which started up a conversation between me and a friend of mine. The subject being "which were the best Halloween sequels". It started a great discussion, so I decided to post my Halloweens in order from best to worst. Here it goes....

1. Halloween-The Night HE Came Home(1978)

Nothing beats the original. No matter the budget, the actors,the story....nothing will top the original. John Carpenter's original was the first independent movie to be considered successful. Had this movie not been made, the horror genre wouldnt be the money making machine it is today. This movie is considered as being one of the scariest movies ever made eventhough there was barely any blood in it at all. It was Carpenter's gift of building tension and suspense. The scene where Laurie is trying to convince the boy she's babysitting to hurry up and unlock the door as Michael Myers closes in on her is probably the most suspenseful scene I've ever seen. No matter how many times I've seen it, it still puts me on the edge of my seat.

2. Halloween II-More of the Night HE Came Home

Believe it or not, this one almost made my number one spot. Reason being, this movie scared the crap out of me as a kid. I remember being 6 years old and watching this movie in the dark. It straight up freaked me out. Almost 30 years later I still hate going in to hospitals because of this movie. Dick Warlock played the most convincing Michael Myers in the series. Yeah he was extremely short, but it didnt matter because he made Michael Myers actually look like a stalking psychopath. I know it sounds crazy, but the way he moved and walked is what made this movie. Now I agree the movie was sub-par and quickly thrown together and you can tell. There are plenty of plot holes and filming errors. It is said that John Carpenter and Debra Hill wrote the movie in one night after getting drunk. Carpenter has publicly stated he never wanted Halloween to have a sequel but agreed to write one so Universal would green light The Thing. I'm glad he did.

3. Halloween 4-The Return of Michael Myers

Another childhood memory of mine. I remember being 14 and begging my mom and dad to take me to see Halloween 4. My father said he would if I mowed the lawn. The lawn had never looked more beautiful. I loved this movie. The way Haddonfield is portrayed is the heart of the film. It's small townness is what made it appealing to me. Everything from the local drugstore, the vigilante rednecks, and the rows of houses were the best part of the movie. The pacing of Halloween 4 is perfect and other horror directors should use this movie as a blueprint for pacing. This movie couldnt have been made better.

4. Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007)

Although there are some things I would've done different, Zombie gave it a hell of an effort. You can tell he is passionate about Halloween. I liked his use of soundtrack. Rush's Tom Sawyer was absolutely appropriate in the scene it was used. In his defense, no matter what Rob would've done, people were going to critique the film. I personally thought Rob tried too hard to shock audiences and it was so obvious that it made it not shocking. The babysitters who say "fuck" every 3 words and the nudity was too much. It felt EXTREMELY out of place. But Rob gave it a valiant effort and other than a handful of flaws it was very entertaining.

5. Halloween 666-The Curse of Michael Myers (Producer's Cut)

Most people have no idea what I am talking about, but Halloween-The Curse of Michael Myers was cut to death by the movie studio. The ending result made no sense. But thank God for the internet and giving us access to the producer's cut for Curse. All the ramblings of the Thorn Cult, the astrology stuff, and the limping around of a gimped up Dr. Loomis actually make sense. Eventhough the concept of the movie is silly, it was still fun to watch. Too bad most people will never be able to see it. Google it.

6. Halloween III-Season of the Witch

I only like this movie for nostalgia reasons and the Silver Shamrock jingle. Other than that, the concept of trying to delete Michael Myers from the Halloween franchise was an utter flop. The soundtrack of this film is the only thing that saves it. Often, still to this day, during the "halloween season" I still throw this movie on when I clean the house or doing other mundane things just for the sound of it. I know it sounds weird but it's true.

7. Halloween H20

I had a lot of hope for this movie when I went to see it and I walked away feeling like I watched Scream but with Michael Myers. It looked like SCream, sounded like Scream, felt like Scream. 90s horror sucked and this is proof why. I hated that they totally ignored Halloween's 4-6 and that the film felt like it was 45 minutes long. The only thing the movie has going for it were the return of Laurie Strode and a few suspenseful scenes. Other than that, this movie was just so-so.

8. Halloween-The Curse of Michael Myers

This movie was a complete mess. Some of the biggest plot holes in movie history. It was Donald Pleasance's final role and it was hard to watch. Every time he was on the screen it looked like he was taking his last breath. But, as I stated earlier in the producer's cut, this movie made absolutely no sense. Whatever executive made the decision to cut it and put it out should be banned from being withing 100 feet of a camera. And the kid they used as Michael Myers' successor was one of the worst acting kids ever. One thing I like about this movie is that it's funny to see an unknown Paul Rudd play Tommy Doyle.

9. Halloween 5-The Revenge of Michael Myers

Fresh off the successful foot heals of Halloween 4 comes this turd. I remember seeing the trailer for it and going nuts with anticipation. Then I saw it and felt like someone kicked me in the nuts. The bumbling cops with the Three Stooges music playing in the background when they were on the screen. The continuity errors. The unexplained Man in Black bullshit. The annoying characters. It all sucked. The movie's only saving grace was Donald Pleasance. He was bad ass in this movie and took shit from no one.

9999999. Halloween Resurrection

One of the worst movies ever made. Not just in the Halloween series but ALL movies. I love the Halloween franchise so you can guess my utter disappointment and sadness after seeing it. Busta Rhymes using kung-fu to beat up Michael Myers is the bottom line of this movie. I hated it and everyone who had anything to do with it. It was a spit in the face to Halloween fans. Personally, I act like this movie was never made and almost left it off the list. But that isnt being fair. So i put it in the spot where it belongs. Number 9999999.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

The Thing Prequel


The Thing is in my top 5 movies of all time. So hearing that they are doing a prequel gives me mixed reactions. On one side, I'm excited that my beloved The Thing is getting some recognition and being brought to the eyes of a new generation. When I worked at Blockbuster I used to get a lot of teens that would ask me for a good horror movie. I would recommend The Thing and they would rent it, then return it stating it was awesome and they couldn't believe how good it was. And this is the same generation brought up on Transformers, Spider-Man, Lord of the Rings, etc. and they still loved a movie that was released in 1983. But on the other hand, the prequel might be done in vain. Carpenter's vision is irreplacable and it's not going to live up to the expectations that I hold high for the original. Rob Bottin did the special effects that are still effective 20 plus years later and we all know they are going to CGI the hell out of it. And plus...no Kurt Russell. Oh well, we'll see. Here's the info on the prequel courtesy of MrDisgusting over at Bloody Disgusting....

We've got a special report for you guys as we caught up with Eric Heisserer, who is in the process of rewriting Ronald D. Moore's draft of The Thing (and also rewrote the reboot of A Nightmare on Elm Street), the forthcoming prequel/reboot that's being helmed by Matthijs van Heijningen Jr. In the interview he reveals who the main character could be, along with details on how they plan on referencing the original film in the new one - this is sure to make fans very happy. Read on and talk about it below, is this a film you're excited for?

Heisserer tells us that he is still working on his draft of THE THING, which he says could go into production as early as January of 2010.

“[I’m working on it] as we speak, that’s why I have my laptop here,” he tells us on the set of New Line Cinema's A Nightmare on Elm Street reboot back in July.

Some early rumors were that the prequel would follow the brother of R.J. MacReady, who was played by Kurt Russell in the first film.

“That was certainly a character in Ronald Moore’s draft,” he tells B-D. “I can’t comment on whether or not were going to keep that going forward.”

One of the best parts about making a prequel is that a writer gets to really dissect the first film in order to construct a backstory.

“It’s a really fascinating way to construct a story because were doing it by autopsy, by examining very, very closely everything we know about the Norwegian camp and about the events that happened there from photos and video footage that’s recovered,” he continues, “from a visit to the base, the director, producer and I have gone through it countless times marking, you know, there’s a fire axe in the door, we have to account for that…were having to reverse engineer it, so those details all matter to us ‘cause it all has to make sense.”

“We explain how it got there,” he continues referring to the axe, adding that he found a way to bring suspense back to the film. “We’re finding so much from Carpenter’s movie that you think you’ve seen, but in actually it allows us to come up with certain twists on what we have that will allow people to be on the edge of their seat, and not know who’s going to make it and who’s not.”

In the screenplay by Ronald D. Moore that Eric is rewriting, the prequel takes place from the Norwegian camps point of view. An American scientific expedition to the frozen wastes of the Antarctic is interrupted by a group of seemingly mad Norwegians pursuing and shooting a dog. The helicopter pursuing the dog crashes leaving no explanation for the chase. During the night, the dog mutates and attacks other dogs in the cage and members of the team that investigate. The team soon realizes that an alien life form with the ability to take over bodies is on the loose and they don't know who may already have been taken over.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Jennifer's Body trailer

I dont care about her club thumb or her rants about not being taken as a serious actress. Megan Fox is hotter than Tobasco on a habanero.

Ong Bak 2 trailer

Peter Jackson's "The Lovely Bones" trailer

Looks interesting.

[Rec] 2 trailer

[Rec] might be the scariest movie I have ever seen. So I am truely psyched for this. Probably number 1 on my most anticipated movie list.



INFO: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1245112/

Book Of Eli trailer



INFO: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1037705/

Saw VI trailer

My August 05, 2009 Rant

First off, lol @ Paramount for not letting critics see GI Joe before its release. Now I must admit, I was really psyched to see this move the first time I saw the trailer. But after seeing additional trailers I feel like I'm slowly losing interest. It looks mediocre at best. Having Damon Wayans in it should've been a clue, but I still gave it the benefit of the doubt. No more. Unless I start hearing an overwhelming positive response, I will be waiting for the dvd rental. And wtf is up with Paramount's decision of letting Harry Knowles (from AintItCool) watch an advance screening? This might kind of expose Harry of either a.) Being in bed with movie studios or b.) easily giving positive reviews on bad movies. Either way...he's been exposed.

Looks like Katherin Heigel is going to be in another romantic-comedy called "Life As We Know It". Shocker! Wow Katherine, way to throw a curveball. Nobody expected you to be in another romantic comedy. I'm sorry but she lost all credibility with me when she stars in Knocked Up which dominated the box office and made a ton of money, then turns around and talks shit about Apatow and how the movie is "a little sexist. It paints the women as shrews, as humorless and uptight, and it paints the men as lovable, goofy, fun-loving guys." Fine, since you have such an issue with it maybe it would be the right thing to do to donate every penny you made off the movie to a woman's domestic violence charity. Didn't want to do that? Thought so. She has no problem making money off the movie that she deems "sexist". So she will now be typecast in the same romantic comedy role forever. I mean seriously, who's going to take a chance on her when she badmouths the movies she's in? Nobody. You will never see her in anything but what she's doing now. Grey's Anatomy and forgettable romantic comedies.

Guillermo Del Toro's The Orphanage is being remade. People, watch the original. Yes it's subtitled, but if you arent going to watch a movie solely because you have to read it then you are missing out on a ton of great movies. After 10 minutes you dont even realize you are reading subtitles. Trust me.

By the way, ENOUGH WITH THE TEEN VAMPIRE THING!! Twilight, Vampire Diaries, True Blood (which i heard was good), Vampire's Assistant (I'm not joking). ENOUGH!

Ridley Scott is making an Alien prequel. My nipples are so erect you could make lemonade on them. Scott made the original Alien which is in my top5 of all time. I cannot wait for this. It needs to come out tomorrow. lol.
 
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